mom sixer (kinda)

as you’ll find out soon enough, this is NOT about my mom…

…or any mom i know. but this day tends to be a downer for me – all these guys come in the shop and get some mom tattoo too commemorate or memorialize their mom or their grandma or something…and all mine are dead. the last few have seemed to hit me a bit harder ’cause of this. before i could just lock myself in a room, get good and drunk, and wish the day away. than i started going out with a mom, so i’d splurge on her as best i could given our “situation”…but today i won’t see her, either (’cause i work and shit…) so i wanted to put up a sixer that was a lot more light hearted than my actual mood today.

which is why you get this – my original, total bullshit, “april fool’s day” sixer…it was a coincidence i couldn’t pass up; april fool’s day being on a sunday, and THE sunday where a sixer came up. it had to happen. until i got the news that was the last day sundance would be open, that is…than that took priority, and i ended up doing the much celebrated sundance sixer (which showed secrets of the store that people who’d shopped there for thirty years didn’t seem to know about) and so this almost got deleted…but i knew i would eventually find a place for it, and so here we are – something goofy just so if i read the site i’ll giggle on a day i normally don’t even have a genuine smile…

i’m just a girl – well, not yet…

so, lately i’ve been feeling like women have it easier than we do…

…and i’m wondering if “40 is the new 20” and i get to do it all over again, maybe i should look into some gender reassignment action and try it as a chick. hey, it’s not like i don’t have the legs for it. in fact, we’ll lead off with that as we explore…

six reasons “sean” could change to “seana” later this year

1. i’ve got the legs for it – truth. have broader shoulders, which could hold some pretty large implants – i’d be fucking STACKED! most guys wouldn’t see past that, but add in…

2. these calves were made for walkin’ – and put ’em in some pumps and they’d look all the better! lord knows, i love me some shoes – this opens up whole new possibilities on that shit! ’cause that, of course, brings us to…

3. i <3 shopping – i do. i really, truly, do. plus now i can get a sugar daddy to pay for it, i reckon. for the clothes (complete wardrobe change for the most part) and the shoes, and accessories – shit, i’m getting more into this as i type it!

4. hair we go again – so, i’ll probably have to do a wig (although who knows, with hormone therapy i might end up with one luscious mane out of this deal) but wigs stick best to bald heads, and lord knows i’m used to that…plus thanks to my longer-haired days, i know ALL about product to make it look good!

5. pink mafia, here i come! – the only down side…no amount of drugs, or hormones, or what have you is gonna make me forget i love me some tits and female ass…so i’ll do this and just have to be lesbian. but we have our bars, clubs, cruises, and book stores; and that community tends to be pretty accepting, so i should have friends from the word go!

6. check your calendar – you did realize this is april 1st so this is complete bullshit, right?

hell, i’d never done a fake bit on april 1st to my recollection, and with this being a sixer day i just HAD to!