warning: the person behind the counter might be an undercover cop…or just a geeky narc fuck!

ya know, i thought some jokes were still safe…

…i know you can’t joke about bombs in airports. or any terrorism bit for that matter. you don’t joke about killing somebody with cops, even if they’re your buddies, lest these people turn up dead and they see your drunken comment as a gateway to a promotion.

but i’d figure you could still fuck with fAST FOOD WORKERS, AS LONG AS YOU DON’T TAKE IT SO FAR YOU END UP ON BULLY BEATDOWN OR SOMETHING.

BUT APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG. JUST ASK ANOTHER SEAN (WHO SPELLS IT “SHAWN”, BUT WE CAN BLAME HIS PARENTS FOR THAT, I RECKON) WHO JOKINGLY ORDERED “A BLUNT* AND SOME HERBS” AT A FLORIDA BURGER KING. WHEN HE PULLED UP TO THE DRIVE-THRU TO GET HIS FOOD, THE CLERK SAID HE “SMELLED MARIJUANA” IN THE CAR, JOTTED DOWN THE PLATE NUMBER AND TOLD HIS MANAGER WHO SUBSEQUENTLY CALLED THE COPS.

THE COPS RAN THE PLATE AND HAD HIS ADDRESS – THEY WERE WAITING AT HIS PLACE WHEN HE PULLED UP AND GOT OUT OF HIS CAR, BURGER KING BAG IN HAND. THEY SEARCHED HIS RIDE, FOUND LESS THAN AN OUNCE OF WEED IN THE CAR, AND ARRESTED HIM FOR POSSESSION…

…NO WORD ON WHETHER OR NOT HE GOT TO EAT HIS WHOPPER AND FRIES. REGARDLESS OF WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE YOU’RE ON FOR WEED LEGALIZATION YOU HAVE TO ADMIT this is kinda fucked up.

*BLUNT NOTE – WHEN I FIRST WANTED TO START SMOKING CIGARS I STARTED WITH PHILLY BLUNTS. THEY’RE CHEAP CRAP THAT (AT THE TIME) RAN A BUCK FOR A FIVE PACK, BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO ME THEY WERE CONSIDERED the CIGAR TO CRACK OPEN AND SPIKE WITH WEED. I DIDN’T KNOW THIS. I JUST KNEW THEY WERE MENTIONED IN RAP SONGS ALONG WITH KRISTAL CHAMPAGNE, NICE CARS, AND PARTYING. WHILE I COULDN’T AFFORD A $100 BOTTLE OR A NICE CAR AT THE TIME, I COULD DROP A BUCK ON SOME BLUNTS. HAD NO CLUE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ADD SHIT TO THEM. THEY SUCKED. ALMOST ENDED MY CIGAR THING – BUT I PERSEVERED AND MOVED ON TO THE GOOD SHIT. CIGARS, I MEAN. HAVEN’T TOUCHED A BLUNT SINCE…AND never SLICE UP MY “GOOD SHIT” TO ADD OTHER “SHIT” TO IT, FOR ANYBODY CURIOUS…