yes, sadly, i’m doing number two twice

sue me, i had to follow that last bit with a similar theme:

and before you think less of me, i DO hope this girl wins her lawsuit…i guess.

she was dating a tattoo artist, but cheating on him with his best friend and he found out. so, he got her drunk, told her he would to a tattoo of narnia on her back, had her sign a consent form that covered him because it stipulated that “the design was at the discretion of the artist” and then did the tattoo you see above as cheater revenge.

(of course if it was a real legit consent form it would also include the fact that she wasn’t intoxicated, which as he was buying the shots he KNOWS she was, and then it would be null and void…but per usual i’m probably over thinking this)

the moral to the story?

(and i’ve seen enough dicks worked into guys tattoos to know this to be true)

ALWAYS be on good terms with your tattoo artist!

(this will be my last shit-themed bit for at least a month…i promise!!! and apparently it’s fake, as the story is new but an ugly tattoo site i look at religously every weekend for shits and giggles at the shop featured this steaming pile almost two years ago…)

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  • kramerw Dec 5, 2011 @ 17:14

    I’ll add that to the rules, like, always be nice to people who control your pharmacological supplies, legal or otherwise, and be nice to people who handle your food.