since it’s new year’s eve and all, i figured we’d talk about drunk driving…
…since new year’s eve is kinda the unofficial end to the proper holiday season that kicks off with thanksgiving, i thought we’d see how one lil’ twenty-something arizona woman started her holiday season.
after several drinks (and you’d think we’d eat enough to absorb booze on turkey day but with a BAC three times the legal limit apparently she didn’t) lil’ miss thang here:
* hit “numerous curbs” and drove on the sidewalk
* said, “i don’t have to walk fucking anywhere” when approached by a cop
* shoved an officer after declining to take field sobriety tests
* had to be taken to the ground while scuffling with a cop
* kneed a second officer in the crotch while being handcuffed
* repeatedly cursed at police
* kicked the inside of a squad car
and as a total fucking kicker (pun intended)?
posed for her mug shot:
i love when the jokes write themselves. happy new years everybody!