the end of my latina lovin’?

this is being written, in part, ’cause i don’t know how i’ll feel after all the st. patrick’s day festivities…

…and partially ’cause i just don’t get it.

love me some latinas. very little about the female part of latin culture i don’t get. but the thing i really, really, REALLY don’t get? what their men do, i assume, in the name of attracting them. some of the belts and hats have confused me. as have the shirts. then the boots came around – usually obnoxious colored, and REALLY pointed. i would gather the extra point at the end was to give the illusion they had bigger feet in order to hint something else was bigger? well, now i think they’ve gone too far:

like i said – we all know i love me some latinas, and i love me some shoes, but if i have to wear shoes like THIS to score a latin girl now-a-days, i think it’s time to switch back to white women…

(and what’s scary is this is NOT a one-off…if you look in the upper left corner of the frame you can see another pair of black ones partially pictured)

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  • Shane Mar 19, 2011 @ 9:39

    Click your heels together three time and say”There is no place like home”.

  • sean Mar 19, 2011 @ 12:01

    no shit, right? looks like the house already landed on him!

  • sinderella Apr 18, 2011 @ 15:45

    Look up the YouTube clip of this. I wish I could remember the name of the bit. I’m sure if you type in long pointy boots it will come up. The clip is about 9 minutes long.