blame the pederasses?

the other day lucky got an extra treat…

…and it was well deserved.

so, yeah lucky dude!

(just an excuse to put a good pic of him up here since copper usually hogs the spotlight)

he ran off a door to door salesman. i don’t get many of them, but this one was selling something i would NEVER buy door to door – steaks. he had a pickup backed up into my driveway (one of the few occasions i regret not getting those severe tire damage spikes) with a cooler in back. with all the things that can go dietarily WRONG from ill packaged/stored/transported meat why the fuck would anybody play fast and loose with their intestinal fortitude like that?

(i still think i either need the spikes or the “solicitors will be shot” sign)

but it got me thinking – when i was growing up there was a LOT more door to door action (“action” not meant in the sexual sense of the word, as whores haven’t gone door to door in MY lifetime…). you what was one we haven’t had in a while? cookies. as in the almighty GIRL SCOUT cookies. sure, you can still get ’em. and back in the day i remember the number one way these “girls sold” the cookies was actually their parents pimping them in the workplace. hell, i’ve only worked two places in my life where THAT didn’t happen. does it teach the girls all the lessons of entrepreneurship that it’s supposed to? no – it teaches them to look pretty, smile big, act helpless, and somebody will do your job FOR you. glad that lessons isn’t something they carry into adulthood…

…fuck me, i almost kept a straight face when i typed that.

but quite a few of the girls would actually pound the pavement, door to door, and sell the cookies that way. usually made a killing, too. but now we get the internet, and between pederasses that go after ACTUAL little girls and us normal guys who just wanna see this at the door:

the girl scouts are now having to pimp their wares sitting at some folding table outside of wal-mart or the pharmacy or grocery store or whatever. this means they SIT rather than WALK. ever wonder why girls scouts (and kids in general) are getting FATTER? its’ ’cause of shit like this – the pederasses of the world are making it to where parents won’t let kids go outside for fear they may never come back, at least not without severe emotional scarring. so to all you preverts out there that go after little kids let me say fuck you very much for helping to contribute to the obesity epidemic of america – now go out somewhere and kick in for some fucking cookies…as soon as you can figure out how to wing your four bucks the required distance of fifty yards…

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  • Shane Feb 24, 2010 @ 11:49

    Can’t blame the baby fuckers on fat kids, you blame the parents…and X-box and PSwhatever, Wii and all the rest of the damn video games that encourage sitting on your fat ass in front of the tube. You could take every pedo in the world out into the street and shoot them in the back of the head and you would still have fat kids. Now if you made the little porkers beat the pedo’s to death with say…an axe handle it would solve two problems at once. No more pedo’s, and the fat fuckers get some exercise with video game style violence. Win/win situation.

  • sean Feb 24, 2010 @ 18:54

    shane, i TOTALLY agree with you (how shocking) – but that wii shit can be pretty aerobic, save for that tiger wood’s golf shit you had…and fuck all the oakley and nike sponsorships – when do you get to fuck the white women?