there…are…no…words

okay, i admit that while most of my peers like their women blond and skinny i tend to go more after latin and curvy…

…and i’ve TRIED to see things their way a time or to, all with no avail. but in addition to latina fire and curves i ALSO like there to be a light on upstairs, as i consider intelligence (NOTE: that does NOT just mean book learning) a huge turn on. likewise, i consider LACK of intelligence a huge turn OFF. as she’s not PHYSICALLY my type, this girl wouldn’t do much for me in a bar, but then came her appearance on tv:

what scares me is it got sent to me with the line “she should stick to singing other people’s songs” in the email and there’s a reference in the clip about her giving the money to charity if she wins it – is she some kind of celebrity i don’t recognize? all i know is, as i said, LACK of intelligence is a turn off for me, and not only do i not think i could sleep with this fucktard, i don’t think i could even jerk off if i knew she was in the same area code as me…seriously. forwarded the video to ME and she said it best:

“I have no idea who the hell she is, but she is stupid.”

baby, no bullshit…

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  • sean Dec 8, 2009 @ 12:27

    apparently she’s a country artist from NC named kellie pickler – i would guess her parents were cousins?

  • Shane Dec 9, 2009 @ 9:53

    Wow…I’m kinda at a loss for words. I usually like girls so dumb you can use the jedi mind trick on them, but this broad is even too dumb for me. I could make a trailer park joke or even something about inbreeding, but I wont. I think we are all a little bit dumber just for watching this bimbo….

  • sinderella Dec 9, 2009 @ 13:40

    Are you fucking serious? DAMN. I felt a brain cell or two just die from watching/listening to this!

  • Shane Dec 9, 2009 @ 20:56

    See?

  • Leia Dec 10, 2009 @ 14:03

    O.M.G. 🙂

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