i told my mortgage company, on numerous occasions, that we saw no damage from hurricane harvey…
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i don’t know if i’ve gone off about this before…
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what were you doing FIFTEEN YEARS AGO today?
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i tried to find a turkey day bit to throw down today, but to no avail…
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let’s talk about the LGBTQ thing for a second…
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“‘nice tits’ – since when is that off the table?!?” – lewis black – accepted
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with some good ol’ fashioned wait-staff fuckery!
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a brief intermission to our “retro week” so i can make mention of something that happened yesterday…
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this isn’t as scary as the title would imply…
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in texas we have a LOT of guns…
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there are days i just randomly pick a bit for a throwback ’cause i’m in a hurry…
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