since it’s our last bit of 2015…
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Monthly Archives: December 2015
booze-mas
you might find this hard to believe…
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piss-mas
for this holiday break, i decided to go back to 2002, the first year of the whore…
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yep, you knew i’d do it
i will recycle this till i die, but you knew that:
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i get it, i’m broke too
i hate closing out the fresh bits for the year on a downer note, but i feel i gotta…
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star whores
let’s not mince words – even amish septuagenarians know the new star wars movie opened last week…
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let’s talk about unicorn hemorrhoids
i thought this was a butt-load of shit…
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we’re over the hump, soon there’s no cause for alarm!
so next week will be the last chunk of fresh bits for 2015…
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get your hands off my purse – i don’t know you!
if you’re not my wife AND you got the title reference, i’m impressed…
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fruity tunes – two weeks later
i guess this apple music shit ain’t so bad…
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back up in your ass with the resurrection
unless you work out of your trailer like kramer, occasionally a work day is gonna feel like this:
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