we are under invasion here in central texas!
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ah, racism…
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there was as old bumper sticker in the commercial golden era that was the 1980’s…
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i wanna go on record with something here…
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i’m not gonna embarrass myself and tell you how long it took for me to remember the fuckin’ word “disclaimer”…
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i hate adding another member to the DMC…
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pederass mother fuckers have ruined countless lives…
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so, a week ago i almost got ripped off trying to sell some of my co-workers shit without their knowledge or consent…
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so, twenty-two years ago, when the astrowhore-iverse was new, today apparently fell amongst a four day break in entries, i can only assume to spend time with my new (at the time), hot (even more so now) “mexi-malt” girlfriend (so named because she was 50% mexican, 50% maltese, and 100% hating of the term “mexi-malt”) around what would have been a fresh mom death-a-versary…
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this year i’m gonna play along and change my facebook profile pic for a couple of days to this…
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i swear i HAVE to have done a bit on this back when i got it…
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