okay, so i guess it’s “put up or shut-up” time in more ways than one…
Continue reading time to get off my ass – and not ’cause somethings stuck up it? →

And do you Julio, take Thad, to be your lawfully wedded life partner, in Massachusetts and Vermont, maybe Canada, stay out of Texas, for as long as you both are gay?
Continue reading about fucking time →

i’m not gonna lie…
Continue reading big black nerf cock rocks! →

it’s a super cheap way to party, when you’re trying to kill some brain cells and some time…
Continue reading and i didn’t even shoot hairspray in my spine →

my original plans were to do a flashback sixer about past juneteenth bbqs…
Continue reading the also-rans (a bbq sixer) →

happy birthday to me…
Continue reading happy seanteenth, homies! →