how to cut through traffic like a warm knife through butter…
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you know that whole “business in the front, party in the back” shit?
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if they ALL looked like this, i’d maybe be okay with it…
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this one might make me unpopular…
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i had something else to write here, but i decided to change it…
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the government has, once again, dropped the ball…
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okay, i have an amendment i’d like to see passed…
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i figured out the reason for my latest funk…
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let’s revisit an old topic…
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i have a concern that kinda hit me during the holidays…
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i wonder how many hits THAT subject line will get me via google?
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