the only thing i don’t like about my dogs is i have no idea when any of their birthdays are…
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i’m not gonna review it…
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nothing gives the finger to the man that controls the pump quite like this…
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mark today in your outlook, folks…
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i used to dog on fat people a LOT didn’t i?
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it’s not like i was actually paying for it anyway…
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this may or may not be a flashback…
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how many of us grew up eating rabbits on a regular basis?
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sadly summer vacation ends for the kiddos in only a month or so…
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the other day i hit a KFC in south austin and was kinda blown away by their prices…
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typically, i write these and i’m quite happy…
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